Fake Celebrations Exposed: Political Narratives & Media Illusions | Ft. Anand Ranganathan

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Scientist-turned-commentator Anand Ranganathan does the standard trick of granting India its big achievements (life expectancy doubled, literacy up six-fold, infant mortality down to single digits in Kerala) and then immediately pulling out a longer list of why the celebration is premature. Per-capita GDP rank 136. Half the country offline. Eighteen million in bonded labour. He is at his sharpest on the Modi government’s contradictions: a PM who repeatedly says “government has no business being in business” while running 1,830 PSUs, a demonetisation that achieved none of its stated goals, a retrospective amendment of the FCRA Act to escape a High Court conviction. The conversation closes on AI taking white-collar jobs and the strange comfort of being insignificant in a universe of trillions of galaxies.

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The 30-odd things India should be celebrating

Ranganathan opens by refusing to be the standard-issue pessimist. Life expectancy in 1947 was 32. People expected to die at the age they now get married. Infant mortality was 160 per thousand — Kerala is now 6 or 7, the national average around 24. Literacy went from 12 percent to nearly 80. He runs through a list of “highest evers” the Modi years can fairly claim: GST collection, exports, vehicle sales, Sensex, PMI manufacturing, income tax payers. He calls this a “spectacular” run. The country, he says, is unambiguously successful when you compare the now to the then.

Then the rate problem

The trouble starts when you switch from totals to rates. India loves the absolute number — total GDP, total bank accounts, total judges, total population — and avoids the denominator. GDP per capita rank: 136. Below Jordan, possibly below Palestine. Bangladesh recently overtook India. Sri Lanka, mid-bankruptcy, has roads Ranganathan describes as better than what he sees driving from Delhi airport into the city. Crime statistics get reported as totals so a state can be shamed; per-capita comparisons get quietly skipped.

His framing for the show name is good: India is gud (jaggery) mixed with gobar (cow dung). You eat both. Sometimes the definition of gud itself shifts depending on which neighbour you are comparing yourself against.

The “philosophical blind spot” Ranganathan keeps circling is what he calls the welfare trap. Every politician promises free things. Every election is now won on revadis. He challenges Parashar to name an Indian election won without freebies and waits out the silence. The Gandhian language of “wiping the last man’s tears” gets weaponised, he argues, into a permanent justification for the state running everything badly.

His specific complaint: in 11 years the Modi government has privatised exactly one thing — Air India, after 30 years of trying and Rs 70,000 crore in losses. Meanwhile 1,830 PSUs absorb 21 percent of the annual budget — Rs 9.5 lakh crore propping up entities, 400 of which are non-functional. Bank NPAs of Rs 10.6 lakh crore in the last decade got written off. PNB scam, 5,000 fraud instances, Rs 87,000 crore in PSB frauds, MTNL bleeding three lakh crore every two-three years. “Communists from worse,” he says of his own government.

Protectionism as a vote-bank reflex

Ranganathan’s pencil example: an American pencil costs more than an Indian pencil because American wages are ten times higher. So why does India need an 80 percent tariff on stationery — nobody in India is going to buy the costlier American pencil anyway. He extends this to dairy: he wants Amul, not a six-month-old frozen American yogurt that’s been sitting in a container, but the protection costs are passed to consumers regardless. The deeper claim: 300 million Indians work in agriculture, almost all of it loss-making, and the entire sector is preserved as a vote bank rather than reformed. The three farm laws that could have transformed it were withdrawn overnight under pressure, and nobody compensated farmers for the prosperity that was first promised then revoked.

His Darwinian line: products only become world-class through competition. Tata cars got safe because foreign brands forced the issue. Mahindra started designing well because the bar was raised. Nokia is dead because BlackBerry, then iPhone, killed it. Protect a sector and you guarantee mediocrity.

Demonetisation, in detail

This is where he gets most agitated. He happened to be in Goa on the day demonetisation was announced. ATMs in Goa were “labalab” — completely full — because Goa was about to have an election and the BJP was the ruling party. Meanwhile the rest of the country was queuing for hours.

The original objectives, in his accounting:

End black money — didn’t happen. Black money came back.
Stop terrorism — didn’t happen.
End fake currency — didn’t happen.
Force digital payments — happened, but UPI would have rolled out anyway. Nudge economics works without “troubling most of your country.”

The currency in circulation was Rs 16 trillion before demonetisation. It is now Rs 23 trillion. The whole exercise traded a multi-trillion-rupee shock and dozens of deaths in ATM queues for a digital push that was already arriving. Ranganathan wrote a 20,000-word piece calling it the biggest disaster in independent India’s history. His suggestion at the time: if you must do it, use the army to distribute money in a controlled way, not the bureaucracy.

He grants the political point against himself: the BJP became stronger after demonetisation. The poor watched the rich also queue, and apparently liked the sight.

The fifteen questions

Ranganathan keeps a list of 15 questions in his pocket in case he runs into Modi at Sarojini Nagar or Khan Market. A sample:

You said three times that government has no business in business. Why are you running 1,830 PSUs?
Why did your government retrospectively amend the FCRA Act after the BJP was convicted by the High Court of illegally taking money from a mining company? (Congress voted with you on the amendment, which is why no opposition party will press the question.)
73 interviews before the 2024 election. Not one journalist asked any of these questions.
Anonymous electoral bonds — retrospective disclosure of who paid whom, when?

His broader complaint: the PM does many things, but accountability ends with him by definition, and there is no institutional mechanism in India that asks him direct questions. He stops short of calling this anti-democratic and adds the standard caveat — “I don’t believe the EC is being partial” — but the structural critique is sharp.

Manipur, COVID, vaccine delay

Modi visited every state and union territory many times. He did not visit Manipur while it was burning. On COVID: China published the SARS-CoV-2 genome on January 12, 2020. Within 24 hours Moderna had filed a vaccine patent. Within two weeks the CDC had cultured the virus. Bharat Biotech took three to four months. Those lost months, Ranganathan argues, mapped directly onto the Delta wave deaths. On Modi’s birthday in September 2021, India administered 25 million vaccines in one day as a celebration. There is no accountability for the delays that made that birthday-day possible.

A pivot to his day job. Ranganathan is a scientist; he expects to lose his job in five years. He cites a recent Cell paper: an MIT lab plus 17 others used deep learning to design 41 million novel molecules from five elements. Twenty were shortlisted, seven made physically, four turned out to be the strongest known antibiotics against hospital MRSA infections. Work humans had been doing for 70 years.

His framing: this is not artificial intelligence, it is “human community intelligence” — 2,000 years of accumulated human writing, regurgitated. Be proud of that. But also be honest: any non-physical job that uses the mind is going to be taken over. Science, writing, journalism, law, management. He proposes the “California wine test” for journalism: take a piece of writing, take a ChatGPT version of the same piece, and ask experts to pick the human one. He thinks they would fail, the way French sommeliers in 1976 picked American wines as best in a blind tasting.

Three I’s: insignificance, inconsequence, irrelevance

Asked why he is the way he is, Ranganathan offers a personal philosophy. Insignificance: zoom out from your room to the city to the planet to the galaxy to trillions of galaxies to possibly trillions of multiverses. We are nothing. Inconsequence: nothing we do matters on a cosmic scale. Irrelevance: he had a heart attack and was told he had a 12 percent survival chance. He survived. After that, he says, if your life doesn’t change, “kuch garbar hai.”

It is the bit of the conversation where the polemic drops and you get a slightly more interesting man.

The rapid-fire bits

Weakest bond in India as a molecule: religious intolerance. He singles out increasing entrenchment among Indian Muslims, names Naipaul’s writing on converted lands, and contrasts Mohammed bin Salman opening temples and softening on Islamism.
Personality with most raw energy: Modi. He calls the energy genuinely admirable, then lists the irritations — the PM doesn’t need to flag off every Vande Bharat, doesn’t need to consecrate the Ram temple (the Shankaracharyas should have done that), doesn’t need to be the first passenger on every metro line.
Best Indian global idea: vasudhaiva kutumbakam. He links it to genetic diversity being the secret of survival, and worries that Trump-era anti-globalisation is the precise antithesis.
TV debate strategy: become your own devil’s advocate first. After 3,000–4,000 debates he says it is rare for someone to corner him because he has already pre-empted his own arguments. He says sorry on air when he is factually wrong.

Key Takeaways

India is genuinely transformed since 1947 on absolute metrics, but per-capita rankings sit around 136 globally and below several neighbours.
Ranganathan’s sharpest point: the Modi government has not lived up to its own stated principle on PSUs — 1,830 still running, 400 non-functional, Rs 9.5 lakh crore a year propping them up.
Demonetisation: he believes none of the four stated objectives were achieved, and that UPI would have arrived anyway through gentler nudging.
73 PM interviews before 2024, zero hard questions on retrospective FCRA amendment, electoral bonds, or PSU accountability.
AI in his framing is not a blind spot but a deliberately closed eye — most non-physical jobs are at risk and journalism is “already there” if anyone ran a blind test.
Personal philosophy: insignificance, inconsequence, irrelevance — a way to operate without fear after a heart attack at 12 percent survival odds.

Claude’s Take

Ranganathan is a useful kind of critic for someone like him to be — a scientist with a saffron lean who criticises this government from the right. The PSU and demonetisation arguments are the strongest in the conversation because they are mostly accountancy: numbers, dates, written-off NPAs, currency-in-circulation comparisons. These don’t depend on his ideology. The FCRA amendment point is also a real one and worth checking if you haven’t.

Where he loses me is the rhetorical move he makes around Indian Muslims. The structure is: I will say something controversial, I will pre-empt the obvious objection (“not all religions are the same”), I will retreat with “having said that I won’t take that chance because of sar-tan-se-juda,” and the audience is left with the implication intact. It’s a debater’s trick, not an argument. The Naipaul citation does the same work — gestures at evidence without committing to it. If the topic warrants the seriousness he gives the demonetisation critique, it warrants more than this.

The protectionism section is partly economically literate and partly selective. The pencil example is fine. The Amul-vs-American-yogurt example imports his own consumer preference (fresh over frozen) and converts it into a generalised case against tariffs, which doesn’t follow. Comparative advantage is real; so is the political economy of suddenly opening 300 million agricultural workers to global price competition. The three farm laws he laments were withdrawn partly because the implementation question had no good answer, not just because Modi blinked.

His AI framing is honest and refreshing — most commentators of his generation either dismiss the technology or lapse into hype. The MIT antibiotics example is real (Collins lab, halicin/abaucin lineage of work). The “California wine test” applied to journalism is a fair provocation. He does not, however, push the next question, which is what societies do when 300 million minds are made redundant in a country that can’t even reform its agriculture sector.

The three-I’s section is the most genuinely interesting bit and the one least likely to get clipped. It is also the bit where he is just a person who survived a heart attack, not a TV panelist. More of this from public commentators would be good.

Score: 6/10. Useful primarily for the specific factual claims — keep the PSU numbers, the demonetisation timeline, the FCRA amendment, the antibiotics paper. Discount the cultural commentary by the usual amount you’d discount any TV debater talking about religion.